Anxious Newt

Anxious Newt desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Anxious Newt owned a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. This is certainly a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Anxious Newt desperately desired a pint of cider to throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Newt desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It might be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Newt found a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Anxious Newt always carried a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.