The Nervous Newt

The Nervous Newt looked for a hat that they would sit and look at. It might have been a curious operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

The Nervous Newt desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Newt desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Nervous Newt desired a hat that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Newt carried a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Nervous Newt desperately searched for a set square to smash. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.