The Round Newt

The Round Newt desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Round Newt desperately wanted a spade that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Round Newt craved for a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Round Newt searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Round Newt desperately wanted a sword that they would demolish. This might appear to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Newt owned a melon that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon was the item that was opted for.