Her Cute Newt

Her Cute Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Her Cute Newt owned a stretchman that they would often embrace. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Her Cute Newt found a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

Her Cute Newt found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Cute Newt had a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

Her Cute Newt owned a CD player that they sometimes break. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A CD player was the item that was opted for.