A Retarded Newt

A Retarded Newt owned a set square that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

A Retarded Newt desperately looked for a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Retarded Newt wanted a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It was a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Newt looked for a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

A Retarded Newt desperately wanted a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

A Retarded Newt craved for a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A sponge being the chosen item.