Her Square Newt

Her Square Newt desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Her Square Newt desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

Her Square Newt wanted a dildo that they would often drop. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen item.

Her Square Newt often carried a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Her Square Newt needed a wig that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Square Newt needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.