The Dodgy Newt

The Dodgy Newt desperately desired a CD player that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Newt looked for a bag of flour that they would smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Newt owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Newt owned a pen that they would often throw. It should be a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Newt always had with them a crown that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Newt desperately searched for a vibrator that they would demolish. It was an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.