Fucking Ogre

Fucking Ogre always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Fucking Ogre desperately wanted a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Ogre needed a crown that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

Fucking Ogre wanted a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Ogre always carried a sword that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

Fucking Ogre craved for a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.