Big Ogre

Big Ogre desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to play with. One might say this is a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Big Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It is an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Big Ogre needed a cheese grater that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Big Ogre always carried a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Big Ogre desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

Big Ogre often carried a condom that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.