His Handsome Ogre

His Handsome Ogre found a bat that they would sometimes drop. It would be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

His Handsome Ogre desperately needed a mug that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Ogre looked for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Handsome Ogre craved for a wig that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Handsome Ogre desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

His Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a stretchman that they would smash. It was a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.