Her Crazy Ogre

Her Crazy Ogre always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Crazy Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately searched for a spade to hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crazy Ogre often carried a mug that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen item.