Her Dodgy Ogre

Her Dodgy Ogre desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Ogre wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Ogre often carried a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Ogre wanted a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Ogre often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Ogre needed a big sponge that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.