A Tired Ogre

A Tired Ogre looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Tired Ogre desired a teapot to eat. It might be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Tired Ogre desired a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an original thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

A Tired Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Ogre craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Tired Ogre had a tomato to hug. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.