Their Curious Ogre

Their Curious Ogre desperately needed a cup to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A cup was the item that was chosen.

Their Curious Ogre craved for a dildo that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A dildo being the thing selected.

Their Curious Ogre always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Curious Ogre owned a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Their Curious Ogre carried a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was epic. A ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Curious Ogre owned a sword that they would sometimes smash. It might have been an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.