The Bum Loving Ogre

The Bum Loving Ogre desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often annihilate It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Ogre desired a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Ogre always had with them a ball that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

The Bum Loving Ogre carried a stretchman that they liked to hug. It would have been an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Ogre desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It would have been an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be fun. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Ogre looked for a can of Tango that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.