A Brainy Ogre

A Brainy Ogre owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Ogre desired a big sponge that they liked to embrace. It might be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Ogre owned a helmet to put up their bum. It was a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

A Brainy Ogre owned a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. It is an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Brainy Ogre desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.