Their Jolly Ogre

Their Jolly Ogre always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Jolly Ogre craved for a mug that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. A mug is the thing to select.

Their Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a crown being the thing opted for.

Their Jolly Ogre owned a pencil sharpener to share. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Jolly Ogre desired a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Their Jolly Ogre desperately needed a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.