My Red Ogre

My Red Ogre carried a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Red Ogre searched for a can of Tango that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Red Ogre had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Red Ogre always kept a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

My Red Ogre searched for a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Red Ogre owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.