Their Horny Ogre

Their Horny Ogre searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a different operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Their Horny Ogre desired a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It would be an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was fun. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.

Their Horny Ogre desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Ogre found a rubber chicken that they would play with. It was a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Ogre always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Their Horny Ogre desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.