The Round Ogre

The Round Ogre always kept a stapler to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Ogre had a sword that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to select.

The Round Ogre wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Round Ogre found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Round Ogre owned a wig that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

The Round Ogre always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.