Weary Ogre

Weary Ogre desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Weary Ogre owned a CD player that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

Weary Ogre owned a magic 8 ball that they would often break. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Weary Ogre always carried a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Weary Ogre had a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Weary Ogre desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.