My Jolly Ogre

My Jolly Ogre often carried a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Jolly Ogre wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Jolly Ogre looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Ogre owned a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Ogre desperately craved for a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Jolly Ogre desperately needed a cup that they would throw. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to select.