Her Talented Ogre

Her Talented Ogre carried a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

Her Talented Ogre always kept a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Her Talented Ogre looked for a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. It is a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Her Talented Ogre had a wig that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Her Talented Ogre always had with them a block of cheese to eat. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Ogre always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.