A Retarded Ogre

A Retarded Ogre owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Ogre craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

A Retarded Ogre had a custard pie that they would often throw. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Ogre often carried a vibrator that they would often cuddle. It should be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Ogre desperately needed a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A sponge is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Ogre desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.