The Careful Ogre

The Careful Ogre searched for a dildo that they would often smash. This seems an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Ogre desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Ogre often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Careful Ogre often carried a condom to annihilate It is a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Ogre searched for a block of cheese that they would eat. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Careful Ogre had a stretchman to throw. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.