The Red Ogre

The Red Ogre always kept a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Red Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. It would have been a different action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Red Ogre looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Red Ogre had a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was spectacular. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Ogre looked for a tomato to drop. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.