A Talented Ogre

A Talented Ogre desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Ogre looked for a mug that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

A Talented Ogre often carried a bat that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Ogre always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Talented Ogre desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Ogre needed a big sponge to play with. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.