The Scary Ogre

The Scary Ogre wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Scary Ogre found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Ogre found a mug to throw. This is certainly a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Scary Ogre desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Ogre carried a dildo that they liked to drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Ogre often carried a pint of cider to throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.