The Boring Ogre

The Boring Ogre desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Ogre carried a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Boring Ogre desired a vibrator to sleep with. It would have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Boring Ogre looked for a set square to demolish. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Ogre had a big sponge that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Boring Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.