Confused Ogre

Confused Ogre needed a melon to share. One might say this is a different action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Confused Ogre looked for a cup that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to select.

Confused Ogre always had with them a stapler to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Confused Ogre found a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a new action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.

Confused Ogre desperately looked for a cup to share. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Confused Ogre desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to demolish. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A custard pie being the item selected.