His Funny Ogre

His Funny Ogre desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. It might have been a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Funny Ogre wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is simply life. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

His Funny Ogre needed a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It is an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Funny Ogre desired a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

His Funny Ogre craved for a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

His Funny Ogre owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.