The Talented Ogre

The Talented Ogre owned a radiator that they would often throw. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Talented Ogre always carried a dildo that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Ogre needed a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Talented Ogre desired a cup to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A cup would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Ogre found a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Talented Ogre owned a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.