My Scary Ogre

My Scary Ogre craved for a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

My Scary Ogre always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Scary Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Scary Ogre often carried a sword that they would often play with. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A sword is the thing to choose.

My Scary Ogre needed a cup that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Ogre desperately desired a condom that they would often cuddle. It should have been a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom having that done to it