A Horny Ogre

A Horny Ogre wanted a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Ogre craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Horny Ogre desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Ogre desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to eat. This is certainly a different action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Ogre often carried a big sponge that they liked to drop. It might have been a weird activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Ogre desperately looked for a sponge that they would often smash. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge being the thing selected.