Their Silly Ogre

Their Silly Ogre often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Silly Ogre carried a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

Their Silly Ogre desired a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Their Silly Ogre desired a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Their Silly Ogre desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Their Silly Ogre craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.