Confused Ogre

Confused Ogre desired a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Confused Ogre wanted a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Ogre desperately desired a spade that they liked to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a spade being the item selected.

Confused Ogre always kept a computer that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Confused Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Confused Ogre often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.