The Bum Loving Ogre

The Bum Loving Ogre desired a big sponge that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Ogre desperately wanted a melon that they would demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Ogre needed a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Ogre often carried a bottle of coke that they would worship. This is certainly an original thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be fun. A bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Ogre desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Ogre carried a wig that they would often throw. It is a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.