Their Crypting Ogre

Their Crypting Ogre always kept a block of cheese to sleep with. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Ogre looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Ogre wanted a hat that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a teapot to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Ogre carried a helmet to play with. It is a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen item.