The Big Ogre

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The Big Ogre desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It should have been a weird action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it

The Big Ogre craved for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Big Ogre often carried a CD player that they would hug. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Ogre desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Big Ogre looked for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Ogre desperately craved for a crown that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A crown would be the item chosen.