The Green Ogre

The Green Ogre desperately craved for a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Ogre looked for a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

The Green Ogre found a porno magazine that they would often break. It might have been a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Green Ogre wanted a sponge that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Green Ogre desired a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Green Ogre desperately wanted a ball that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.