The Green Ogre

The Green Ogre found a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Green Ogre carried a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Green Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Green Ogre desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was epic. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Green Ogre needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Green Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.