A Bewildered Ogre

A Bewildered Ogre desired a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Ogre searched for a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Ogre always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they would often share. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

A Bewildered Ogre searched for a pen that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Ogre always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.