His Blue Ogre

His Blue Ogre looked for a can of Tango that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Ogre desperately searched for a condom that they would play with. It should be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

His Blue Ogre desired a ball that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

His Blue Ogre searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. This seems to be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Blue Ogre always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Blue Ogre always carried a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.