His Brainy Ogre

His Brainy Ogre had a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Brainy Ogre desperately searched for a cup that they would hug. It would be an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Ogre always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Brainy Ogre carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Brainy Ogre wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

His Brainy Ogre needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. A rubber johnny being the item selected.