The Silly Ogre

The Silly Ogre desired a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It was a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Ogre always carried a stretchman to cuddle. It might have been a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

The Silly Ogre carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Ogre often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Ogre looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Silly Ogre searched for a sword that they would annihilate One might say this is a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.