Their Unusual Ogre

Their Unusual Ogre desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Unusual Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Ogre desperately needed a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Their Unusual Ogre needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Unusual Ogre wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.