Grumpy Ogre

Grumpy Ogre always kept a little monkey that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Ogre desperately needed a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

Grumpy Ogre found a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Ogre desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. It would have been a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Ogre always kept a cheese grater that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

Grumpy Ogre always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.