The Ugly Ogre

The Ugly Ogre desired a dildo that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Ugly Ogre craved for a mug to sit and look at. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

The Ugly Ogre craved for a condom to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Ugly Ogre craved for a melon that they would sometimes break. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a melon of all things.

The Ugly Ogre owned a teapot that they would often eat. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Ugly Ogre carried a can of Tango that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it