My Ugly Ogre

My Ugly Ogre owned a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Ogre desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was stunning. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Ogre desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Ogre needed a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Ogre often carried a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

My Ugly Ogre searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.