My Unusual Ogre

My Unusual Ogre always carried a sponge that they sometimes eat. It would have been a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Ogre desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Unusual Ogre desired a chocolate bar that they would eat. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

My Unusual Ogre often carried a helmet that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Unusual Ogre had a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Unusual Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.